*****DOWN WITH MONSTERS*****
Whether they be judges or juries!
Whether they be awards or punishments!
Whether they be MEN made to be GODS or GODS made by MEN!
F*** their game! F*** their values! F*** their ideals and false realities!
DOWN WITH THEM ALL!!!
Whether they be judges or juries!
Whether they be awards or punishments!
Whether they be MEN made to be GODS or GODS made by MEN!
F*** their game! F*** their values! F*** their ideals and false realities!
DOWN WITH THEM ALL!!!
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Hey boys and girls!
Do you want to believe in better lies? Monsters inhibit expression and quiet lips with prisons and violence just like tyrants. Tyrants like Warlord Octavius Bludstone. Down with Monsters is a brutal, black and white, storybook composed of comedic interludes, pro-wrestling like theatrics and sardonic prose. What does this have to do with Spartan Buddha, the wandering, self proclaimed “World’s Greatest Fighting Philosopher”? Everything and nothing. This is his fairytale. |
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Q. Why did you make Down with Monsters?
A. Chicks, man. I love chicken. Q. How long did it take you to complete the book? A. A little over a daydream. Q. Did you make this while on drugs? A. If the natural chemical imbalances in my brain count as a drug, then, no. Q. Why is this a Spartan Buddha Fairytale? A. All the other fairytales were on family vacations. Q. What's that Pokemon thing on the cover about? A. You mean the dead monster head wearing a spiked collar being bludgeoned by a downward facing arrow? It's my artistic failing at trying to create a cute anarchist symbol. 
Q. What is Spartan Buddha?
A. Spartan Buddha is a violent ray of black and white webcomic wisdom with two problem solving fists and one smart-ass helmet. Monsters are abusive ideas. Spartan Buddha fights monsters. Q. Who is Zeph? A. Zeph is not a sudden gust of wind from your nose nor is he a large floating aircraft. Zeph is a glorious artist and champion asshole. He's also a liar and a coward that hides behind books. You've been warned/welcomed. Q. How can I contact you? A. By high-five or sending an electronic mail message to Zephzero [at] Gmail [dot] com. |
Q. What do you have against monsters?
A. I like to pick fights with imaginary things. I have the imaginary scars to prove it. Q. I hate reading. Can you tell me what happens? A. The screen fades to black while Journey plays in the background and they never get off the island because they're all dead. Q. How long is the book? A. It's more than 140 characters and shorter than a plane ride to Paris. Q. What if I live in Paris? A. Then leave and fly back. Q. Does the paperback use batteries?
A. No and the cover is not a touchscreen. It's solar powered. Q. Why should I buy it? A. You, and when I say 'you' I mean 'we' as in every sentient being on the planet Earth, have been waiting for a beautiful, schizophrenically written picture book to use as a coaster on your coffee table and impress foreign dignitaries when they come over to visit. Q. Should I buy this book for my kids? A. Yeah if you're kids are awesome and old enough to watch The Walking Dead or ruin their minds with hardcore porn. Q. Should I buy it for my grandparents? A. If they meet the criteria above and their last name is Dalí and first name is Salvador. 
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